"Normal sized Man hits Midget Dog, on a Thugsley"

 

This is the thing that the rat dog got rolled over with 



yes it is true I hit a dog, it came out of no where, with the sleet and snow blowing in my eyes I had no choice but to roll over it.
to lazy to write so here is the story from grayboy:
The snow was starting to come down steadily as Luby and I mounted our Pugs and headed toward the park on our ride home from the QBP compound (also, Surly headquarters). Luby was riding his 32/17 single; I was on my geared rig. He ran 20psi in his Endomorphs; I had about 28psi in mine. We settled into a good pace and pointed toward SE Minneapolis.

All was going well…auto traffic was pretty light, the meek majority was hiding from winter inside their houses, and traction was good despite the icy/snowy condition of the road. Then, as we turned left off of 84th to duck into a little neighborhood, a miniature Doberman ran right at Luby, smacked into his wheel, flipped over onto its back, and was run over by the back tire of Luby’s Pugsley. Holy shit. I expected that little rat dog to be dead or maimed or, at least, impeded in some way, shape, or form. Nope. It leapt up to its feet, dashed out into 84th street traffic, and ran out of sight. That mini doggy is damned lucky that he encountered a big, squishy tire rather than a high-pressure skinny pumped up to its max rating. Luby, staying upright through the whole incident, probably came out of it better as a result of his vehicle and tire choice, too.